You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .

It's not your fault - you're just doing what your therapist said.

You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .

You shop around for a good deal on your plastic surgery.

You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .

Your meditation garden is a 9" x 9" box of sand with a toothpick-sized rake in it.

You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .

You appreciate Van Gogh's work as an embellishment for umbrellas, day planners, and coffee mugs.

You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .

You pay a personal stylist to help you tape an audition for a reality TV show.

You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .

You think Ariel Sharon is a woman's name.

You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .

Your car has a support ribbon magnet, so if you change your sympathies, there's no damage to your paint job.

You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .

Your hiking boots are sold in the colors of specialty foods: pimento, basil, and fig.

You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .

You look down your enhanced nose at people who get gastric bypass surgery.

You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .

You buy gourmet spaghetti sauce.

You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .

It may confuse you how Chinese New Year keeps happening on different dates, but if you hear about the parade, you like to go anyway.

You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .

You can find good things to say about personal debt.

You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .

Your three-bedroom condo is smaller than a two-bedroom house.

Is this you or someone you know?

You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .

You bought your silver business card holder on sale at Wal-Mart for $9.99.

Low Class Yuppie

Low Class Yuppie
Daily signs and symptoms that you may not be as upwardly mobile as you thought!