tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-217286312011-12-14T18:47:28.060-08:00Signs that you may not be as upwardly mobile as you thought!Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.comBlogger151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138993513817208802006-02-03T11:04:00.000-08:002006-02-03T11:05:13.816-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;">It's not your fault - you're just doing what your therapist said.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113899351381720880?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138993411190586042006-02-03T11:02:00.000-08:002006-02-03T11:03:31.196-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;">You shop around for a good deal on your plastic surgery.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113899341119058604?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138832543807093312006-02-01T14:20:00.000-08:002006-02-01T14:22:23.806-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><em>Your meditation garden is a 9" x 9" box of sand with a toothpick-sized rake in it.</em></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113883254380709331?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138832378586651872006-02-01T14:17:00.000-08:002006-02-01T14:19:38.586-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;">You appreciate Van Gogh's work as an embellishment for umbrellas, day planners, and coffee mugs.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113883237858665187?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138777055396373112006-01-31T22:55:00.000-08:002006-01-31T22:57:35.396-08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">You pay a personal stylist to help you tape an audition for a reality TV show.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113877705539637311?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138776862436717952006-01-31T22:53:00.000-08:002006-01-31T22:54:22.446-08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">You think Ariel Sharon is a woman's name.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113877686243671795?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138776496427474672006-01-31T22:47:00.000-08:002006-01-31T22:48:16.426-08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Your car has a support ribbon magnet, so if you change your sympathies, there's no damage to your paint job.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113877649642747467?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138776370459786522006-01-31T22:44:00.000-08:002006-01-31T22:46:39.856-08:00<span style="font-size:180%;color:#663366;"><strong>Your hiking boots are sold in the colors of specialty foods: pimento, basil, and fig.</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113877637045978652?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138776290800758242006-01-31T22:43:00.000-08:002006-01-31T22:47:14.766-08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">You look down your enhanced nose at people who get gastric bypass surgery.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113877629080075824?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138776173171766772006-01-31T22:41:00.000-08:002006-01-31T22:42:53.176-08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">You buy gourmet spaghetti sauce.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113877617317176677?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138739298614018842006-01-31T12:26:00.000-08:002006-01-31T22:58:10.466-08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">It may confuse you how Chinese New Year keeps happening on different dates, but if you hear about the parade, you like to go anyway.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113873929861401884?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138666296660703482006-01-30T16:10:00.000-08:002006-01-30T16:11:36.660-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;">You can find good things to say about personal debt.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113866629666070348?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138666220434046032006-01-30T16:09:00.000-08:002006-01-30T16:10:20.436-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;">Your three-bedroom condo is smaller than a two-bedroom house.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113866622043404603?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138666137469726362006-01-30T16:07:00.000-08:002006-01-30T16:08:57.470-08:00You know you're a low class yuppie when . . .<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">You bought your silver business card holder on sale at Wal-Mart for $9.99.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113866613746972636?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21728631.post-1138665514236522512006-01-30T15:56:00.000-08:002006-01-30T16:06:27.043-08:00<span style="font-size:180%;">Low Class Yuppie</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Daily signs and symptoms that you may not be as upwardly mobile as you thought! </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21728631-113866551423652251?l=lowclassyuppie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09043608030226817237noreply@blogger.com0